Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
if you say you support ‘a woman’s right to not shave’ you should also be:
- supportive of women who grow hair in places other than their legs and underarms, no matter for the cause of this
- supportive of trans women to affirm they don’t need to get rid of every body hair to qualify as feminine
or else your support is pointless really
And also supportive of trans women who need to shave in order to feel safe in the environments they live in.
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
For the purposes of making this easier on myself, I’m only listing the characters who appear in the games.
- Lieutenant Commander Catherine-B320 of Noble Team
A technical genius of a Spartan III, Catherine (AKA “Kat”) often just uses a M6G Magnum Sidearm during combat, although fore a primary firearm she often uses an MA37 Assault Rifle.
Assigned to Beta Company, a team of Spartan IIIs, during training in the year 2045, she was eventually pulled out with a select few other Spartans for assignment to Noble Team, and was one of the only surviving members of the original Noble Team along with Carter-A259.
Kat lost her arm during the Battle of Fumirole, when she devised a plan to take out a Covenant Battlecruiser above a city. It has since then been replaced with a robotic prosthetic, which she uses without difficulty, even keeping her right-hand dominance while shooting and operating technology.
Catherine died at the age of 22 during the Fall of Reach, killed by a shot from a Needle Rifle while going towards a bunker to escape the glassing of New Alexandria.
Kat was tactical, she was a good fighter, but her skill set was even more exemplary in her cryptanalization and hacking skills.
- Doctor Catherine Elizabeth Halsey
The scientist responsible for the creation of the Spartan-IIs and MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor, her work saved the human race during the Human-Covenant war despite being originally created to suppress insurrectionists.
A flash clone of Doctor Halsey’s brain was used to create the UNSC A.I. Cortana, the only known UNSC AI to be made from living tissue.
The Spartan IIs, which were kidnapped at the age of 6 and indoctrinated, trained, and eventually augmented with experimental drugs, saw her as a mother figure, and as such she had no difficulty deserting the UNSC with 2 or 3 Spartan-IIs in tow to the Forerunner Shield World known as Onyx after the Fall of Reach.
Despite making the Spartan-IIs, Doctor Halsey had no association with the Spartan-III or Spartan-IV programs. She was eventually declared a war criminal for kidnapping children to turn them into soldiers, and arrested by her former employers at the Office of Naval Intelligence (ONI). She is cold, calculating, and highly intelligent. She believes everything she has done has been for the greater good, and continues to behave in a way that would “benefit the greater good” in her eyes, even after the end of the Human-Covenant War. She believes the Spartans are humanity’s next step in evolution, and has a soft spot for John-117, the Spartan II responsible for destroying Installation 04, killing the Prophet of Regret, and destroying the Ark.
During the Second Battle of Requiem, Halsey was brought onto the UNSC Infinity (a ship she helped build) to help research a Forerunner artifact recovered from the Shield World, when she was caught participating with unauthorized communications with Jul ‘Mdama, the Sangheili in charge of the Covenant Remnant known as the Didact’s hand. This would lead to her eventally being declared a traitor and her defecting to join the Covenant Remnant after a failed assassination attempt that took her left arm.
- Commander Sarah Palmer
One of the very first Spartan-IVs, Sarah Palmer was an ODST for twelve tours before being introduced to the program. Confronted by Jun-A266, a former member (and only surviving member) of Noble Team, she would later become the leader of all fireteams of Spartans on board the UNSC Infinity.
She has a tough, no-nonsense attitude and is a shining example of combat excellence. A notable quote she said upon meeting Master Chief John-117 was “I thought you’d be taller.”.
- Smart A.I. CortanaThe only known Artificial Intelligence generated from living tissue by humans, she was created from a clone of Doctor Halsey’s brain. She served as the resident AI on the UNSC Pillar of Autumn before being placed under the Master Chief’s protection, and then the Resident AI for the Orbital Defense Platform Cairo Station and the UNSC Forward Unto Dawn after the events on Installation 04.
She is quick-thinking, often thinking of solutions to problems as they come. She has a sense of humor, and identifies stronger with humanity than any other commissioned UNSC AI. She has a soft spot for John-117, who she has served side-by-side with since the Fall of Reach.
Cortana went rampant, as all UNSC AIs do, after 7 years, however managed to stay functional for long enough to assist John during their encounter on Requiem, making her total service time 8 years.
- Commander Miranda KeyesBorn as Miranda Halsey to Doctor Catherine Halsey and Commander Jacob Keyes, she lived with her mother until the age of 4, when she had her last name changed to her father’s. She enlisted at the Luna Officer Candidate School at the age of 16, making her the second-youngest to do so, and graduated with honors.
She was the commander for the UNSC In Amber Clad, and later on the commander for the UNSC Forward Unto Dawn before her death at the hands of the Prophet of Truth during the battle of Installation 00.
- Captain Veronica Dare
A graduate of the Officer Candidate School on Luna, she eventually became an ONI operative and lead an ODST squad through a mission in New Mombasa during the Battle of Earth.
She’s honestly not very felshed out compared to other Halo Ladies since she’s not in any books and I can’t find any additional info on here. Has a romantic relationship with Seargant Edward Buck.
Just to clarify
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
I’m trying to prove something to my little brother. Reblog This post if you use Light Armor in TES games.
Alternately Reblog This Post if you prefer Heavy Armor.
Today was an exceptional day.
white folks have some fucking nerve
Wow. Whites are just out of control
What. The. Entire. FUCK.
Lawd this is real
This is pitiful
Bleaching history for their own racist needs
But they cast black people as slaves and servants. Okay then.
I AM FUCKING SHAKING RIGHT NOW I AM SO ANGRY